The Best Job Posting Ever

Recently I came across possibly the best tech job posting ever on Craiglist(via @psam). Its geeky, smart and humorous (again in a geeky way).

I am quoting portions of it below :

To all who Think Themselves a Programmer
We don’t like you. You are a weak, oblong programmer.
We only like amazing, bad ass programmers.
You, dude, are not bad ass.
Just try to implode our faces, and show us your bad-assness. Oblong.
Let us see if you are a programmer worthy of existence…

…Constant Civilization Annihilation Action with an all technical team.
We are ready to hire the next bad ass super ninja in our 3+ year old company of 5+ ninjas….

…You must understand that “Web 2.0″ is a facade along with the other weak terms that exist.
If you have a Computer Degree of any variety and think it is worth anything, then go away and don’t waste our time…

Include your Reaction to the list below in E-mail Cover Letter
Hack the ______.
Answer to Life.
LEET

Required From Scratch Cooking:

Write most wicked hello world.
Any language.
You FAIL and we hate you if stuff like this is sent:
puts ‘Hello World’; ## Fail
echo ‘Hello World’; ## Failure
say ‘Hello World’; ## Fail though neat if u know ’say’
print ‘Hello World’; // You are weak.
for (….) { … } /* FAIL */
while ( .. ) { .. } // FAIL FAIL I hate you.
foreach ( .. ) { . } // Better… Fail.
“Hello World”.fluf() ## Cooler… Fail.
‘GET http://blah’ ## Don’t even try. Fail.
0100100001100101 ## Nope. FAIL.

If you are a programmer check out the selected as well as rejected applications here. You are bound to enjoy the list.